Friday, April 22, 2011

Are you strong or weak?

Here's a quick test to see if you are strong or weak. Don't do those 3 hour "tests" you see at gyms, and that sort of place. Take this 4 second test.

1)Punch the period at the end of this sentence.

Now, if you're still reading this, you're weak. If you aren't, you're strong.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Weird Facts about breaking the law

Are you older than 13?

Yes- You have probably, unintentionally or not, broken the law at least once.
You may not believe us, however, it is probably something like biking past a stop sign without stopping, something you weren't doing intentionally or noticed you were doing.

Have you had a driver's license for 1 year or more?

Yes- You've broken a driving law.

How about 7 years?

Yes- You've been caught breaking a driving law.

Strange

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Telling someone how to force us stop blogging

Cure For Boredom Advice Column 1


I hate your blog. It offends me, can you tell me how to convince the 1,000 or something politicians to get it censored? >Ima Noid,22,North Dakota

No.

Should you fire your editor? >Alan Klain,34, Florida

Hoo Noze

Sunday, April 10, 2011

For more information, just call me at 615-555-1234

My friend Timothy has really bad luck. He used to have $12 billion in his bank account... until some kid withdrew it. He got a toy credit card with the number
0123 4567 8901 2345. This happened to be Tim's number (now changed, don't try it.). The kid withdrew every single cent. When Tim realized he had no money in the bank, he tried to find records of mass withdrawing. He was told about the kid and managed to get his money back by suing his credit card company. That was after the kid asked a stranger to help him hold the 12 billion. The man did lighten his load (duh!). The kid "forgot" to get the money back.